H1N1 Survival Advice

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H1N1Advice for general survival of the human race. Link to Interactive Guide available here: http://www.h1n1advice.writer.gerii.com

*NEW* – The Credit Crunch – $1.99

Credit Crunch for Breakfast

World Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of ‘The Credit Crunch Cereal’.

Credit Crunch’s manufactuers are considering updating their packaging and including a free gift, (possibly free Asprin) to entice new customers.

“We are also looking at discount vouchers for Alchohol, Tobacco and any other legal pain relivers “

said a company spokesman.

Credit Crunch, is currently endorsed heavily by the Far Eastern ‘Tiger Economies’, whom have been recently trying to sell milk related products directly alongside it (China) to Westerners.

European consumers responded poorly to recent taste trials:

“It just doesn’t fill me up like traditional cereals such as Cheerios or Wheeties”

said one hungry man we spoke to in Li-DL wearing one shoe.

Note: Hedge Funds were used to grow the non-organic crops used in the credit crunch cereal since 2002.

End of the world?

End of the World?

… This Wednesday CERN, the world’s largest particle physics laboratory will fire up its LHC -Large Hadron Collider. If it all goes okay dokey we’ll all be fine.

However if it should implode upon itself into a quasar – a compact region 10-10000 Schwarzschild radii across surrounding the central supermassive black hole of a galaxy, - it may not be so good for the weather in general

The good new is it may take upto about 4yrs before the evidence appears. Handily occuring therfore in the Transit of Venus, June 2012 and the Mayan Calander, or possibly 21st of December 2012 (12/21/12) .

In situations such as this I always recommend wearing a hard hat and a good pair of boots e.g. EN345 for existing styles or the new conformity test ISO EN20345 for recently certified or new boot products.