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Credit Crunch for Breakfast

World Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of ‘The Credit Crunch Cereal’.

Credit Crunch’s manufactuers are considering updating their packaging and including a free gift, (possibly free Asprin) to entice new customers.

“We are also looking at discount vouchers for Alchohol, Tobacco and any other legal pain relivers “

said a company spokesman.

Credit Crunch, is currently endorsed heavily by the Far Eastern ‘Tiger Economies’, whom have been recently trying to sell milk related products directly alongside it (China) to Westerners.

European consumers responded poorly to recent taste trials:

“It just doesn’t fill me up like traditional cereals such as Cheerios or Wheeties”

said one hungry man we spoke to in Li-DL wearing one shoe.

Note: Hedge Funds were used to grow the non-organic crops used in the credit crunch cereal since 2002.