Valuve

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Ireland Says Yes!

Willkommen zu Europa!

Ireland Says Yes

H1N1 Survival Advice

H!N!

H1N1Advice for general survival of the human race. Link to Interactive Guide available here: http://www.h1n1advice.writer.gerii.com

Methane on Mars, Cows on Mars

Methane on Mars, Cows on Mars

Methane on Mars, Cows on Mars

Gordon Brown, Facebook, iPlayer, Facebook, iPhone, Youtube, Yahoo Mail, Large Hadron Collider, Obama, Friv, Cam4, Jogos, BBC, YouTube, eBay, Games, News, Hotmail, Bebo, Yahoo, Jobs

The fastest rising search terms in the UK

Gordon Brown, Facebook, iPlayer, Facebook, iPhone, Youtube, Yahoo Mail, Large Hadron Collider, Obama, Friv, Cam4, Jogos, BBC, YouTube, eBay, Games, News, Hotmail, Bebo, Yahoo, Jobs.

Are just some of the fastest rising search terms in the UK

I’ll let you know if these keywords in this blog’s header bring in over 1k of clicks per day

Texas Poker Joe – Boylepoker IPO 2008 – Dublin

He’s from Cavan and from Texas, and that’s the way he likes it. He can hold’em and he can fold’em, so listen to what he told’em.

*NEW* – The Credit Crunch – $1.99

Credit Crunch for Breakfast

World Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of ‘The Credit Crunch Cereal’.

Credit Crunch’s manufactuers are considering updating their packaging and including a free gift, (possibly free Asprin) to entice new customers.

“We are also looking at discount vouchers for Alchohol, Tobacco and any other legal pain relivers “

said a company spokesman.

Credit Crunch, is currently endorsed heavily by the Far Eastern ‘Tiger Economies’, whom have been recently trying to sell milk related products directly alongside it (China) to Westerners.

European consumers responded poorly to recent taste trials:

“It just doesn’t fill me up like traditional cereals such as Cheerios or Wheeties”

said one hungry man we spoke to in Li-DL wearing one shoe.

Note: Hedge Funds were used to grow the non-organic crops used in the credit crunch cereal since 2002.

End of the world?

End of the World?

… This Wednesday CERN, the world’s largest particle physics laboratory will fire up its LHC -Large Hadron Collider. If it all goes okay dokey we’ll all be fine.

However if it should implode upon itself into a quasar – a compact region 10-10000 Schwarzschild radii across surrounding the central supermassive black hole of a galaxy, - it may not be so good for the weather in general

The good new is it may take upto about 4yrs before the evidence appears. Handily occuring therfore in the Transit of Venus, June 2012 and the Mayan Calander, or possibly 21st of December 2012 (12/21/12) .

In situations such as this I always recommend wearing a hard hat and a good pair of boots e.g. EN345 for existing styles or the new conformity test ISO EN20345 for recently certified or new boot products.

Big windy windy comes to the US & A. / Gustav reaches Cat5: ‘The Mother of all storms’

Gustav - Big Windy Windy comes to the US & A

The key to survival is advance preparation. If you can’t evacuate follow these steps:

• Stay Indoors…..
In an inside room away from doors and windows. Don’t go out in the brief calm during passage of the eye of the storm. The lull sometimes ends suddenly as winds return from the opposite direction. Winds can increase in seconds to 75 mph or more.

• Protect Property
Without taking any unnecessary risks, protect your property from damage. Temporary repairs can reduce your losses.

• Stay Away From Windows and Glass Doors
Move furniture away from exposed doors and windows.

•Keep A continuous Communications Watch
Keep radio or television tuned for information from official sources. Unexpected changes can sometimes call for last minute relocations.

• Remain Calm
Have a nice wee cup of tea. Your ability to meet emergencies will help others.

// Gustav (name), a male given name of Old Swedish origin (and list of people with this name)

perfection requires a touch of madness

perfection requires a touch of madness

Nice ad concept here, could be the next title for my blog thingymajigo.

A vast modern open-plan design centre is the backdrop to a subtitle which declares that all of the actors in the commercial are real SEAT employess. The young people are seen grappling with design concepts each in their own oblique ways, as another screen message advises that ‘perfection requires a touch of madness’, before the new Ibiza is unveiled on the factory floor and announced by the narrator.

Music – Specially commissioned by Seat
Title – Madhouse (Not available to buy)
Creative Agency – Grey
Director – Jan Wentz
Creative – Johnny Biggins, Jason Bramley
Production Co – Treibstoff (Hamburg)
Post Production – NHB (Hamburg)